Skinny Bitch in Atlanta

There's this skinny bitch in Atlanta who stays up until late hours of the night thinking how she can demoralize and degrade Americans. She has a cushy job, so she spends 1-2 hours per day in the gym.

"Like! Oh my God! I just love going the gym!" she said.

She works for the CDC and came up with the latest BMI regulations:

As it turns out, at the new year, my weight was such that I was considered "OBESE." Now, I'm just considered "OVERWEIGHT." To be considered "NORMAL," I need to be AT OR BELOW 174lbs (more than 35lb weight loss.) 

You can take that 3lb purple barbell and shove it up your anorexic little..!